Review: Eroscillator 2 Plus

The Eroscillator is mind blowing. The Eroscillator is life changing. The Eroscillator is revolutionary. You need to listen to Piph’s advice and get this shit if you have a clitoris. Seriously. This is the best thing in existence, and your clitoris will forever thank you for this.

I know it might be a bit hard to swallow when I’m telling you to splurge $140 on something so… I can’t even find words to describe it. But I’ve been there. I mean…I was willing to spend $170 on this shitty toy and get myself depressed when I knew about the Eroscillator. Yep…all because of how it looks. And I’ve made the biggest mistake of my life, and really, don’t follow my footsteps. Go. Buy it. Now.

It provides the best orgasms I’ve ever experienced. The oscillations feel like very rumbly vibrations that nudges every single pleasure cell in my body. Wait no. Actually, the oscillations feel much better than a rumbly vibrator. They are on a totally different level. The sensation is just so intense. It’s somewhat like hammering, but at the same time, they are very gentle and pleasurable fast-paced hammering. It just wakens the clitoris. Instantly. If I had my eyes closed, and someone used a rumbly vibrator Vs. the Eroscillator on my clit, I would have thought the rumbly vibrator was a buzzy toy. It just feels so surface leveled compared to the Eroscillator.

As of the orgasms I get with it? Ouf. The moment I bring the Eroscillator to my clitoris, I can feel it slowly shaking up every corner of it. When every part is awakened, my clitoris explodes, bringing a brain-blankening orgasm. It explodes so strongly that I can feel tingly sensation expanding throughout my entire body. Then, as if I haven’t had orgasms for months, I’d feel my body craving for more, and more, and more until I absolutely need to stop. I don’t even get this with my Siri, or Salsa or any other vibrators I own.

Oh, and this is not even the strongest Eroscillator. I have the 2 Plus, which is a slightly weaker version than the Top Deluxe, but I seriously don’t care. And just in case I really need more power, which is very unlikely, I have the attachments to back me off – some project the oscillation better.

But hell did they give me a hell of a time. The oscillation felt so good that I had such a hard time figuring out which attachment felt better. After tons of testing, I finally got it sorted out. Sort of. Luckily, I received the 2 Plus / Soft Finger combo, so there are only four attachments for me to list. I will be going from my fave to my “least” fave.

Ultra Soft Finger Tip: This attachment is nicknamed the Marshmallow, and I LOVE IT! It is the one I use the most often. It is soft, delicate, and it just feels smooshy on my clitoris. The oscillation on this attachment feels weaker than the others, but for me, this is a pro. I love this attachment so much because it is gentle. It helps me with the build-up and brings me to really great orgasms. The only con with this attachment is that it cost $35 more than the cheapest $140 combo.
Grapes and Cockscomb: I hated this attachment when I first tried it. The texture was way too much. It felt like it pinched my clitoris. But the more I tried it, the more I started to love it. I noticed that when I’m really craving for something that’s a little stronger than the Marshmallow, this one was the one to go for. Sadly, the texture is so intense that I always need to use this on top of my pants or some sort of cover.
Ball and Cup: The Ball side of this attachment is also quite intense, though not as intense as the Grapes. However, I don’t like it too much. I find it a bit hard on my clitoris. The Cup side wasn’t something I enjoyed a whole lot either. It was fun for cupping my clitoris, but I preferred not having something caging it.
Golden Spoon: This is the one I enjoyed the least. I felt that my outer labia were getting more sensations than my clitoris. It still gave me great orgasms, but compared to the other attachments, this one needs more work out.

So now that I got the hard part covered, it’s time to get into more serious business.

Though the Eroscillator is making my brain explode with pleasure, it is not flawless. In fact, I have quite a lot of complaints. 1. The noise. 2. The material. 3. The price.

First, the Eroscillator is a pretty quiet toy though not as quiet as a whisper (such as mentioned on the website). The third speed, which is the highest speed, makes similar noises as an 8^th speed on Siri. However, and sadly, the Marshmallow attachment is much noisier. It rattles. It stops when I push it onto my clitoris, but that noise is…a little disturbing. People will probably not hear it if you closed the door and hid under the bed covers. But still. It’s making me nervous when someone is walking pass my room.

Second, the material is still questionable. I’ve been told that it is created from very high quality, non-porous TPE because silicone is too weak for the oscillations and that it might tear or break. The only thing that’s “made of” silicone elastomer is, according to Eroscillator, the white part of the Marshmallow. And then there’s this sentence, on their FAQ section that’s making me question: “the Eroscillator ® should not be used on any parts affected by Herpes or any other adverse condition”. Could it be because the material is, in fact, not very “non-porous” as they claim? I’m not sure ¹. What I’m sure though is you can’t sterilize the Eroscillator.

Third, the price. $140 isn’t at all that bad for the quality of orgasms you will be getting. But you don’t get the Marshmallow, which I think is a great miss. To get it, it’s $175. And for an amazing toy with no storage bag and questionable material for that price? It’s irking me a little. If every attachment can be sold individually, why can’t people just mix and match their personalized Eroscillator package? Not only is the price going to be cheaper, but the people will be able to choose the attachments that they want to try. AND! Some of those people on a budget might actually get an Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe if it was offered with fewer attachments. It’ll probably be more work to pack the orders, but I seriously think it might be a great option to make the Eroscillator more accessible for people.

Even with these flaws, my love for the Eroscillator overweights the negative side of it. I just can’t resist this deep rumbly oscillation and the happiness my clit gets with it. Sadly, I really wish the Eroscillator offered the options to choose the attachments and the number of attachments included in the package so that the price can be cheaper, but I have absolutely no power to make that change. But, if you’re still struggling to decide whether or not you should get the Eroscillator, here’s what I need to tell you. If my house ever gets on fire one day, and I need to only choose one toy to grab, it will be the Eroscillator. I will protect it with my life because that’s just how good it is.